If you were wine

I love wine. I can't say I have a palette that differentiates the best wine from the average wine, but I know what I like and often it's expensive.

I adore reading the labels and confess to absolutely buying wine based on the description.

Today I read the following description of a wine on a menu and it sounded simply delicious. I needed to drink it. It sounded just perfect. Just the wine I had been looking for all my life.

It read "A modern wine, dark in colour and very seductive in taste. This aromatic wine is marked by black cherry, raspberry and dark chocolate." Who wouldn't want to try it? Bring it on, I say.

I then began to wonder, if I were a wine, how would I be described.

So for pure entertainment value, here is my attempt at my personal wine. description:

A friendly wine with an unusual delicious plum bouquet. Full bodied, yet with spicy undertones. It provides a perfect balance of fun and power . Fruity yet deliciously intense if accompanied with the right food and friends.  A wine to savour as it opens up with time.

So what do you think, do I taste good?

So who else is up to describing themselves as wine?

Go on, it's hilarious. ......