Fire Hazard!!

Something that had never crossed my mind was the risk of fire.

Apparently safety standards for dolls hair exist, but there are no safety standards for wigs!

What?

Should I be shocked?

Is this outrageous?

Well I wasn't shocked, nor was I outraged. I laughed out loud!

But on reflection, actually it is quite serious. My wig is a fire hazard!!!

Imagine the embarassment of my wig in flames.

Actually forget embarrassment, think of the pain!

So maybe I should begin a campaign, where I stampeed the streets of London, shouting

"Wigs have rights too!"

Then again, maybe not. Rather I should just steer clear of flames and fire.